Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Random Sex Facts

Soooo i just got out of my earliest class of the week Statistics 210, so i decided to start off your morning right by giving you some of the most random sex facts you have ever heard.

-A man’s beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.
-“Formicophilia” is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals.
-Sex burns 360 calories per hour (if you last that long)
- The world’s youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910
-In India it is cheaper to have sex with a prostitue than buy a condom
-A pig’s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes
-Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. It is 10 times more effective than valium
-In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands
-The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation
-For every ‘normal’ webpage, there are five porn pages
-Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal
-Donald Duck comics were once banned from Finland because Donald doesn’t wear pants
-The word “gymnasium” comes from the Greek word gymnazein which means “to exercise naked
-The average person spends 2 weeks of its life kissing
-85% of men who die of heartattacks during intercourse, are found to have been cheating on their wives
-The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were: Fred and Wilma Flintstone
-25% of women think money makes a man sexier
-The average penis size for Caucasian Males: 5.4-5.9 inches, The average penis size for African American Males: 6.6-7.4 inches

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Top 5 Sexiest Black Women Over 30 In Hollywood!!!

My roommates and I came up with the list, but since this is my blog I placed the Top 5 (and two honorable mentions) Most Beautiful Black Women OVER the age of 30 In Hollywood!!!! ENJOY

Honorable Mention

Tracey Edmonds-Married to both Eddie Murphy and Babyface Edmonds, I had no idea what this woman looked like until my roommate pointed her out to me and WOW! Though she hasn't done anything worth mentioning in Hollywood she cracks the list with an Honorable Mention. Age: 41

Mariah Carey- With various and VARIOUS debate, Mariah Carey doesnt crack the Top 5. I know fellas, you are wondering why was this the light skinned angel with an amazing voice didnt make the list??? Because solely I think mentally she is not very bright. Sexy to me is both mental and physical and she doesn't have much going on upstairs (i.e. marrying Nick Cannon), PLUS many girls think she has manly features and i can kinda see it... Age: 38


#5---

Lisa Raye McCoy- My jaw dropped when I saw her play the part of a stripper in "Players' Club" and thats a strong reason why Miss Lisa comes in at number 5. She's kind of weak when it comes to her acting skills but her charity work, fashion line, HER BODY, and her work on the television show "All Of Us" makes up for it.
Age: 40

4---

Jada Pinkett-Smith- Shes appeared in over 20 movies, married to Will Smith, once best friends with one of the best rappers that has ever in lived in 2Pac and just started her on own clothing line. All in all she is incredibly sexy and i could watch all her movies in order, all day, just to see her. Age: 36

3---

Melyssa Ford-AMAZINGGGGG The model of all models. She was a huge TV personality on BET and she has been on every magazine cover since. She doesnt look a day over 22 and her wisdom on her Sirius Satellite Radio show gives her the physical and mental punch many guys are looking for. Age: 31

2---

Halle Berry- If I didn't put Halle Berry in the Top 2 and I probably would have found and shot. Missy Berry is an amazing talent allllll around. She appeared in 40 movies and won 15 awards as an actress and we allllll saw her have sex with Billy Bob Thronton in "Monster's Ball" and get completely naked in "Swordfish" and if you haven't....WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!??!?! Age: 42

NUMBER 1!!!!!!!!!!

Stacey Dash- OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG I first became her biggest fan when she appeared in one random episode of the "Cosby Show" and I watched the movie "Clueless" just because of her. Shes been in about a dozen movies and a dozen TV shows she platooned her to various magazine covers (including Playboy!) Whats amazingly sexy is that shes soft spoken and has the most incredible "clear green" eyes and look at this cover...LOOK AT IT!!!! End of story. The End. Age: 42


RHOADS 17 2.0 {OCTOBER 28TH!!!!!}

Last Semester me and the boys released our first CD as Rhoads 17! With our first single "Pee In That Butt (P.I.T.B.) and follow single Jungle Juice, it was a commercial success here at VCU!!!!!!!!

Now we are releasing our SECOND CD as Rhoads 17 (2.0) OCTOBER 28TH, we will have Coldplay, Donnie Klang, Jay-Z, Epik, John Legend, Yung Joc, Slim (From 112), and MICHAEL JACKSON making incredible cameos on this album. It will be crazyyyy!!!!!!!!!!! Holla At Me ASAP if you want a copy! Circle October 28th on your calenders!

My Roommates (Killin Them Softly!)

The homie Bradley, changing the world one laugh at a time. You would never believe this cat was an Accounting major at VCU. He is my DC peoples and I know I can always count on him, even though he knows I wanna kill him HAHA Love You Bradley (no homo)
My brother Marc, myself and the second roommate Kwame. Me and Kwam have been boys since the 6th grade and we always talked about going to college together and we finally made it!!! He studies Business Finance and I study Exercise Science/Pre-Medicine and we will always be boys.

Lastly Nathan Keeys. The Musical and Artistic genius. This cat has a gift. Musically he kills with his lyrics and he is a photoshop genius. I see him doing big things with Design since he is at VCU for Kinetic Imaging and hes doing a crazy job with the Rhoads 17 Project. Incredible Potential.

Two Loves (OBAMA and Nikes lol)

SORRRYYYY

I fell off my blog because I work/grind 24 hours a day, but now I'm back in my environment (VCU), I will updating my blog daily and giving you what I promised! Holla at ya boy on Facebook and Myspace! Aim: Ryan JC Brown Email: CliqueStarz@yahoo.com

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Racism- The Most undefined word in the dictionary


My little brother is 13 and he is an honor student at Forest Middle School
He lettered in football, basketball, and track
He has dreams of being heart surgeon

The other day he got suspended from school

My little brother was having a beef with a kid in his class. The kid was calling my brother a "nigger" and threatening him on a daily basis on the internet and at school. My brother told no one and said nothing, he wanted to handle it on his own.

The other day my brother was walking to his first class of the day and the same kid called him a "nigger" again and punched him in the head. The kid forgot he was fucking with a Brown and my brother punched him in the nose and slammed him into a locker. After that, it took like5 kids to hold him back. My brother was suspended for one day and the racist child was suspended for TWO. He even told the principal with a broken nose, the reason he started the fight was because he hated bigged lipped niggers.

That day i picked up him for school at 9.30, after he told me what happened, I realized how much I hate Lynchburg, Va. Even though it is probably the most respectable place to raise a family, it is the most volatile place to raise a black family. I lived here for a while and I would rather live in Southeast Washington D.C. honestly. I hate everything this city stands for and if you don't know who Jerry Falwell is, please look him up. Thats why this city is as racist as it is.

People here downplay the word and downplay prejudice actions and it is one of my biggest frustrations. Not only because I respect plenty of white people but I feel those same white people may not respect me. I respect my family and they have gone through too much to deserve anything like my brother went through. At my high school, I was kind of like a celebrity because I did everything, so I never went through anything like that. But it always happened to my brothers and sisters and the few other black people in the neighborhood.

Ask anyone what racism means and if it still exists
Because even though we dont go through everyday
In a way we still have to...





Welcome One Welcome All!!!

Whats up my peoples and welcome to my brand new blog! Instead of going on and on about myself in long paragraphs I decided to give you 28 random facts about myself:

1. I adopted the name Bear in college
2. Ignorant people are my biggest pet peave
3. Music is the gateway to my soul
4. I LOVE sneakers (I will probably put up random pics of my favorite ones)
5. I play football, basketball, ran track, baseball, swim and volleyball
6. My family is the biggest support system I have and I love them
7. I hate George Bush
8. I am liberal with modern views
9. <3 RFH
10. I want to be either an orthopedic surgeon or physical therapist
11. Ever since I was 5, I loved to write and I still do
12. I believe people are nothing without an education
13. Jay-Z is the best rapper dead or alive
14. My iPod is permanently attached to my ears
15. I'm usually not very vocal with my opinions
16. This blog will be probably be the most random thing you have ever read, but i promise it will be interesting
17. The more I listen, the more I am impressed with female intellect
18. I make hit singles with the homies (www.myspace.com/rhoads17) CHECK US OUT!!!
19. Life Sucks, but I believe we can all make it
20. I have lived in the city (Southern Maryland), the suburbs (Lynchburg, VA), and the country (Appomattox), so I identify with all socioeconomic classes
21. I think African Americans should pick up a book more often (including myself)
22. I like gossip just as much as the next college student
23. Jock+ Hip-Hop + Artsy + Nerd = Me
24. I can see the world through the lenses of a camera, and the writing of my poetry
25. I am a Leo
26. Youtube and Facebook are my good friends
27. You just do you, Ima do me
28. God Saves. The End.

" I been through it all
The fails the falls
Im like Niagra
But i got right back up like viagra
I am agriculture
Swagga so mean it might insult ya"
--Weezy F. Baby