The Distinct Difference Between My Parents

Mom- Girls are very sensitive. Guys always put up this macho front and show that they arent nurturing people but that's the exact opposite of what women want. Girls want to feel that they are safe and they want to be protected, but at the same time they want men that are in tune with all their needs. They want to feel special and that they are important. Girls have to be independent yes, but they want the benefit to know that their man is able to take care of things whenever it is necessary. Love to women is a very crucial thing, because even if they don't show it. Many girls see if they can marry someone they are dating even if its the first date. Guys are quite simple and content, but every girl is very complex on the inside whether they know it or not. We blame men for our problems even if they have nothing to do with our problems. But hey, were girls. We fall in love for stupid guys and they are usually the first things on our minds. Even when they treat us like crap, betray our trust or do something really stupid, we learn quickly that no one is perfect and we all make mistakes. We love our men and we have to stand by them.

Dad- First off, being single in college is definitely one of the most crucial things a young man can ever go through. When I was at Maryland, I'm telling you I never had a girlfriend. Ever. That's just stupid. I was 100% pure passion pimpin'. 'The Game" had it right. You never EVER call a girl by her name. If you have to get their attention, give them nicknames, cool ones. Never spend more than consecutive 4 hours with the same girl. Overnight stays have to be kept to a minimum. Always wrap it up despite whatever she tries to tell you. Pay for dinner, romance her, listen to whatever she has to say, hit and quit it, no cuddling, thank for the ass, deuces. What's done is done. If she's not worth talking to her again then don't. But other than small talk is necessary sometimes in case you want to hook up with her again. That's an agenda. Girls always try to say guys are pigs, but no one is forcing them to go out and hop into bed with us. When she gets the call, she knows it's on. You go to a school with 18,000 girls. Son never EVER get hung up on the same girl because nine times out of ten they aren't worried about you either.

I can't believe these two people have kids together lol.

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